Beauty and the Beast - A tale of loud singing and not enough depravity.

So Katherine Jenkins cyber-stalker has been revealed and its not a shock to find out the single spinster from poor town has fallen off the top of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.


So the hugely hot and not at all homely beauty Katherine

Hubba Hubba!

Is being stalked by someone who could double for Jabba the Hutt.

If he could see what her face was doing he would already be running...

That's her on the right... I think.  Its not quite psycho but its well on the way.  I'm sure that Katherine being really good looking, successful, not an accountant and well, lets list good looking twice.  I'm sure that has nothing to do with Lady Grinning Death wanting to say nasty things about her.


Come on love.  Accountants are loaded.  Pay for the ultra spa treatment.  Get some lots of bits shaved and give up the tantrum that you are not her.  Getting laid won't make you her but it may take your mind of it for a short while.