Surely this toy is one short stroke from child abuse?!?!

I'm a mild mannered kind of baked good.  But my tender pastry is cracking over this one.

TARDIS spunk!

 

Its as if the Master sneaked into the TARDIS and decided to chop up the Doctor and then drown him in a swimming pool sized wave of Jizz!

THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!  

And think of the mess!  Pass the Kleenex!

This is the worse who toy since that inflatible Dalek sex toy ( the clue is in the name - Ride On!)  It also seems to double as an S+M prison for dwarfs...  Not Kinky in the slightest!