Wednesday 28 September 2011

Doctor Who Cakes

I like a good cake.  I like Doctor Who.  Obviously this post should be about Kojak and lollypops...

There are some creative people out there on the internet.  Baking away, day after day.  Creating delights of TARDIS blue or gun metal Dalek grey.  I salute you proud bakers of the internet, this page is for you( but sadly no bud, can't have you drinking and baking) 

The first cake I'd like to share was baked by the sweetly named Michelle Sugar Art.

Ok, its throwing everything but the kitchen sink into it but its a hit; and it lights up in the dark!  Sure there won't be a lot to go around ( unless that TARDIS truly is bigger on the inside) but the cute little K9 makes up for that.

Next up we've got Exterminate by Chocolate 


Yeah its a mess.  But who cares, its got enough choccy in it to stop both the Doctors hearts at once for every incarnation simultaneously.  And the sweet (see what i did there) people at chocablog are kind enough to give you the recipe.

Of course not everyone hits the mark.
These deformed inhabitants of Skaro look more like the things that should be inside the case.   God loves a tryer but I don't.... so moving swiftly on.

No wait, there's a ruddy army of them!!!


Run away!!!!

Right, back on topic.  The nice people over at RiverFrontTimes have saved me a bit off effort by finding even more cakes, go have a look and have a little nibble.

This is so wrong.. but so very right.... slurp!

Daleks seem overly popular.  So far I've not seen a single Ice Warrior, Yeti or Sontaran cake!  Come on people, just because you've got pepperpots to model them on in your very own kitchen doesn't mean you should stick to Daleks! 

I'm laying down a challenge for all who fan cooks out there, get off your ladles and get some classic who cakes cooking!  The Flan has spoken.  Now fetch me a spork so I can have oodles off ood!

Monday 26 September 2011

Doctor Who, driving me to drink since 1963

As every Doctor Who Fan will agree the bitter and never ending arguments are the best part of whodom.  What better way to inflame opinions even more than getting drunk.  Your opponent may only look silly at first for not agreeing Paradise Towers is an unrecognised classic but after a few of these baby's they'll be revealed as the illegitimate sons of inbred Nimon that they are.  We've been assured you can't log into Gallifrey Base until you've had at least 3 drinks ( which makes sense to us as there is no way those idiots are typing that rubbish sober)





Sonic Screwdriver:
60% Sobe Orange energy drink (or any orange flavored energy drink)
20% Stolichnaya Orange Vodka (or reg vodka)
20% 99 Bananas schnapps liqueur

Packs a punch. After half a dozen of these even Donna will seem like a viable sexual partner.  (We know what he meant when he said Mate, she's so innocent!)

Sex in the TARDIS (The Master version):
Ingredients:
1 package hot chocolate mix
1 shot Whiskey (whichever brand you prefer, add more if you wish)
cinnamon
cayenne pepper
whipped cream (not optional, you love it you filthy people you, don't make me come over there and spank you)

For more drinks likely to have you crashing your TARDIS and being exterminated by Dalek traffic wardens ( is there any other kind?) have a look here and here.



Just to be clear, I am not in any way connected with Angry Who Fan.  Tony (C0=Ordinator) and his chums are rather pasty but not tasty pastry.  Or any of these clowns:  Gallifrey Base, Outpost Skaro, Outpost Wrinkly, Doctor Who Online.  And I know Ian Levine likes eating pies but he's not me either.  So there!  And I'm not Eddie McGuigan, Steven Moffat or Steven Hill
 

Bake for three hours and remove before it becomes bitter.

Apologies for the delay in getting this website up and running. It's cos we got on this train and did an Ashes to Ashes.  Be assured that flan based rage is on the way.  Once we've eaten the rather tasty Gean Hunt
And just to be clear, I am not in any way connected with Angry Who Fan.  Tony (C0=Ordinator) and his chums are rather pasty but not tasty pastry.  Or any of these clowns:  Gallifrey Base, Outpost Skaro, Outpost Wrinkly, Doctor Who Online.  And I know Ian Levine likes eating pies but he's not me either.  So there!  And I'm not Eddie McGuigan or Steven Hill