As every Doctor Who Fan will agree the bitter and never ending arguments are the best part of whodom. What better way to inflame opinions even more than getting drunk. Your opponent may only look silly at first for not agreeing Paradise Towers is an unrecognised classic but after a few of these baby's they'll be revealed as the illegitimate sons of inbred Nimon that they are. We've been assured you can't log into Gallifrey Base until you've had at least 3 drinks ( which makes sense to us as there is no way those idiots are typing that rubbish sober)
Sonic Screwdriver:
60% Sobe Orange energy drink (or any orange flavored energy drink)
20% Stolichnaya Orange Vodka (or reg vodka)
20% 99 Bananas schnapps liqueur
Packs a punch. After half a dozen of these even Donna will seem like a viable sexual partner. (We know what he meant when he said Mate, she's so innocent!)
Sex in the TARDIS (The Master version):
Ingredients:
1 package hot chocolate mix
1 shot Whiskey (whichever brand you prefer, add more if you wish)
cinnamon
cayenne pepper
whipped cream (not optional, you love it you filthy people you, don't make me come over there and spank you)
For more drinks likely to have you crashing your TARDIS and being exterminated by Dalek traffic wardens ( is there any other kind?) have a look here and here.
Just to be clear, I am not in any way connected with Angry Who Fan. Tony (C0=Ordinator) and his chums are rather pasty but not tasty pastry. Or any of these clowns: Gallifrey Base, Outpost Skaro, Outpost Wrinkly, Doctor Who Online. And I know Ian Levine likes eating pies but he's not me either. So there! And I'm not Eddie McGuigan, Steven Moffat or Steven Hill.
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